22 May 2013

Bernard Controls










5 comments:

Dank Nugs said...

purple

Gagner Des Lingots said...

Je réfléchie à un plan supérieur
Rien d'autre que de la sueur
Au creux de ma paume
J'fouille mes poches
Pas une tune c'est moche
J'fouille encore
Des bourres ce que je choppe

Faut qu'démarre ma mission
Fuir le béton
Réfléchissons à la façon
De faire des biftons
Il me faut des billets
J'ai été un gamin tire-au-flingue
Me revient tout
Le biz malsain où je fut embringué

L'habitude de débarquer genre
Ceci est un hold up
C'est pas pour rire
Arrête de sourire
En contemplation
Bouger seulement pour les biftons

Mais aujourd'hui j'ai appris à mériter
J'suis droit
C'est le pied!
En fait je devrais peut-être
Chercher un vrai métier
Si je persiste
Peut-être pouvoir survivre

Alors je descend la rue en sifflant
Cela semble aberrant car, mec
Me manqueraient un stylo et un papier
Une stéréo, une cassette de moi et Eric B.
Et un bon plat de poisson
Mon aliment préféré
Mais quant on est fauché
Ca ne reste qu'un souhait

Pas d'intérêt à
Rêver que je vais toucher du blé
Alors je sort mon livre de rimes
Que j'ai pondus

Pour là tester voir si j'ai du jus
Direction le studio

Car faut gagner des lingots

jogging said...

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jogging said...

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Loons said...

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